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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 20

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 21:01:44 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 21:01:44 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 17:42:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the bashtuner project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/bashtuner half-step-down added.
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 17:42:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 17:39:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the bashtuner project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/bashtuner half-step-down added.
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 17:39:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 04:00:41 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 8.00 carbohydrates on Wednesday, October 31, 2018. I was under by 9.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 04:00:41 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 03:59:47 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, October 31, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (45% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 50 degrees fahrenheit. happy #Halloween! This day in history, 1552, Emperor Karel and Markgraaf Albecht strike siege for Metz
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 03:59:47 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 03:31:41 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke There was a young plumber of Leigh, who was plumbing a young maid by the sea. Said the maid, "cease your plumbing, I think someone's coming.", said the plumber, still plumbing, "it's me!"
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Nov-2018 03:31:41 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 21:01:40 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 21:01:40 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 03:59:46 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, October 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (56% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 40.5 degrees fahrenheit. 1 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1817, Hermann Kopp: German chemist (Jahresbericht of Chemistry)
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 03:59:46 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 03:31:37 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth."
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Oct-2018 03:31:37 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Oct-2018 03:59:39 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, October 29, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (67% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 38 degrees fahrenheit. 2 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1994, Pearl Primus: Dancer, dies at 44
    In conversation Tuesday, 30-Oct-2018 03:59:39 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 21:01:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
    "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
    Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
    "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 21:01:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 03:59:39 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, October 28, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (77% of Full) Outside it is Fog and 47.3 degrees fahrenheit. 3 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1935, Folke Rabe: Composer
    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 03:59:39 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 03:31:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young man from Maine, whose prick was as strong as a crane. It was almost as long, so he strolled with his dong, extended in sunshine and rain.
    In conversation Monday, 29-Oct-2018 03:31:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 03:59:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, October 27, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (86% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 44.2 degrees fahrenheit. 4 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1811, Issac Merrit Singer: Inventor (1st practical home sewing machine)
    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 03:59:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 03:31:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do cars eat on their toast? A: Traffic jam.
    In conversation Sunday, 28-Oct-2018 03:31:25 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 21:01:24 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Madam: Madam who? Madam finger's stuck in the door! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 21:01:24 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 03:59:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, October 26, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 hours and 15 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (93% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 45.9 degrees fahrenheit. 5 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1987, Head of Salvadoran Human Rights Comm assassinated by death squads
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 03:59:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 03:31:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Oct-2018 03:31:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 21:01:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A virgin emerged from her bath, in a state of righteous wrath. For she'd been deflowered, when she bent as she showered, cause the handle was right in her path. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 26-Oct-2018 21:01:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 03:59:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, October 25, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 20 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (98% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 44 degrees fahrenheit. 6 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1932, Lev Nikolayevich Smirenny: Cosmonaut
    In conversation Friday, 26-Oct-2018 03:59:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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