Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 21
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 03:31:16 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Naked man fear no pick pocket." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 21:01:16 UTC Storm Dragon
Your momma so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 03:59:17 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, October 24, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 19 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is Clear and 38.2 degrees fahrenheit. 7 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1994, US Navy Grumman F-14A-95-GR Tomcat, BuNo 160390, -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 03:31:13 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke A: Why is a tomato red? Q: It saw the salad dressing. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2018 03:59:14 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, October 23, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 18 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is Clear and 40.9 degrees fahrenheit. 8 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1973, Blaine McElmurry: NFL defensive back (Green Bay Packers - Super Bowl 31) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2018 03:31:08 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. - Panky9 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 21:01:08 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of venus, he played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 03:59:11 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, October 22, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 17 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (97% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 40.5 degrees fahrenheit. 9 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1975, Cin Reds beat Boston Red Sox, 4 games to 3 in 72nd World Series -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 03:31:05 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences. - twiterfroeschli -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 21:01:05 UTC Storm Dragon
What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 04:00:05 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, October 21, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 03:59:07 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, October 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 16 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (93% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 35.5 degrees fahrenheit. 10 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1767, Francesco Ruggi: Composer -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 03:31:01 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's - csatl -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 21:01:00 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 03:59:57 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, October 20, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 03:59:03 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, October 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 15 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (87% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 57.2 degrees fahrenheit. 11 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1995, Launch: Space Shuttle Columbia STS-73 at 9:53:00 am EDT. Mission highlights: Spacelab mission. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 03:30:56 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean. And the clean ones so seldom are comical. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 21:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 03:59:52 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 19.30 carbohydrates on Friday, October 19, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 03:58:59 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, October 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (80% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 52.3 degrees fahrenheit. 12 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1576, Dutch provinces begin consultation about Spanish existence