Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 22
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 03:30:53 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version. - webmat -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 22:20:09 UTC Storm Dragon
Lol... A blast from the past...
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 21:00:56 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 03:59:48 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 5.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, October 18, 2018. I was under by 12.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 03:58:56 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, October 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 13 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (72% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 42.1 degrees fahrenheit. 13 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 2002, Boeing reveals its Bird of Prey stealth technology demonstrator, which has conducted a number of flights during the period 1996 to 1999. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 03:30:49 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 21:00:48 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 03:59:49 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 16.00 carbohydrates on Wednesday, October 17, 2018. I was under by 1.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 03:59:36 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, October 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (63% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 48.9 degrees fahrenheit. 14 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1941, James Seals: Sidney, Texas -- Singer (Seals -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 03:30:44 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 21:00:45 UTC Storm Dragon
Confucius say, "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 15:32:48 UTC Storm Dragon
NowPlaying Fallen (edit) by #Volbeat from #Fallen via #audacious !music
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 03:59:53 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, October 16, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 11 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (54% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 62.5 degrees fahrenheit. 15 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1836, Friedrich Theodor Frohlich: Composer, dies at 33 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 03:30:40 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: Because it was pissed off. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 21:00:40 UTC Storm Dragon
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 03:59:37 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 18.00 carbohydrates on Monday, October 15, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 03:58:44 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, October 15, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (44% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 64.9 degrees fahrenheit. 16 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1951, RCAF Ground Observer Corps was formed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 03:30:37 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A minor B-flat! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 21:00:36 UTC Storm Dragon
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:59:32 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 14.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, October 14, 2018. I was under by 3.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1