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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 23

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:58:46 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, October 14, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (35% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 55.3 degrees fahrenheit. 17 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1953, Second of two Bell X-5 swing-wing testbeds, 50-1839, gets into irrecoverable spin condition at Edwards AFB, California during aggravated stall test, crashes in desert, killing test pilot Maj. Raymond Popson on his first flight in the type. On the same date, the nose gear of the XF-92 collapses, ending use by NACA.
    In conversation Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:58:46 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:30:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh!
    In conversation Monday, 15-Oct-2018 03:30:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 21:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 21:00:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 03:58:35 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, October 13, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (26% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 46.5 degrees fahrenheit. 18 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1563, Francesco Caracciolo: Italian religious founder / Saint (Caracciolini)
    In conversation Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 03:58:35 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 03:30:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Woman laid in tomb may become mummy."
    In conversation Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 03:30:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 21:00:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
    "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
    Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
    "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 21:00:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 03:58:34 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, October 12, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (18% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 48.2 degrees fahrenheit. 19 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1798, Charles Albert: King of Sardinia (1831-49)
    In conversation Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 03:58:34 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 03:30:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who keep feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants."
    In conversation Saturday, 13-Oct-2018 03:30:25 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 21:00:24 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, to get her pregnant your dad had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 12-Oct-2018 21:00:24 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 03:58:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, October 11, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (11% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 52.5 degrees fahrenheit. 20 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1918, The Imperial German Navy
    In conversation Friday, 12-Oct-2018 03:58:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 12-Oct-2018 03:30:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #22: monitor resolution too high
    In conversation Friday, 12-Oct-2018 03:30:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 21:00:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 21:00:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 03:58:22 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, October 10, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (5% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 71.5 degrees fahrenheit. 21 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1967, Brendan Behans
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 03:58:22 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 03:30:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Yeah, we really need some sort of control message for when the feed gets congested... a protocol... - 0xabad1dea
    In conversation Thursday, 11-Oct-2018 03:30:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 21:00:15 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 21:00:15 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 03:58:18 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, October 09, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 18 hours and 37 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 67.5 degrees fahrenheit. 22 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1996, Alan Charles Downes: Cameraman, dies at 58
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 03:58:18 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 03:30:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #263: It's stuck in the Web.
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Oct-2018 03:30:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 21:00:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 21:00:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 13:36:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Pandora keeps getting more and more stupid. Of course I'm still listening, and my hands are full so I can't click their dumb ass button. I think it's time for a new internet radio service.
    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 13:36:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 03:59:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 13.32 carbohydrates on Monday, October 08, 2018. I was under by 3.68 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Tuesday, 09-Oct-2018 03:59:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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