Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 25
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 03:59:48 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, October 02, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (41% of Full) Outside it is and 66.5 degrees fahrenheit. 29 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1956, Paul de Backer: Belgian radiologist, dies at 73 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 03:31:36 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There once was a fair young lass, her body was made out of glass. From there you could note, what went on in her throat, and all the way down to her ass. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 21:01:35 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 04:00:32 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Monday, October 01, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 03:59:46 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, October 01, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 13 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (53% of Full) Outside it is and 66.4 degrees fahrenheit. 30 days until #Halloween! This day in history, 1920, Refresher training began at Camp Borden, Ontario. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 03:31:32 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 21:01:32 UTC Storm Dragon
There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 04:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, September 30, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 03:59:34 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, September 30, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (64% of Full) Outside it is and 69.3 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1950, 1st Congress of International Astronautical Federation opens in Paris -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 01-Oct-2018 03:31:28 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young vampire called Mable, whose periods were particularly stable. By the light of the moon, with the aid of a spoon, she could drink herself under the table! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 21:01:27 UTC Storm Dragon
There was a young Rabbi from peru, who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said, "Oi vey, If you keep up this way. The Messiah will come before you do." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 04:00:24 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, September 29, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 03:59:35 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, September 29, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 11 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (74% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 69.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1995, The United States Navy disestablishes Fighter Squadron #84 (VF-84), the celebrated Jolly Rogers. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 30-Sep-2018 03:31:24 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young parson named Bings, who talked about God and such things. But his secret desire, was a boy in the choir, with a bottom like jelly on springs. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 21:01:24 UTC Storm Dragon
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 04:00:19 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 11.00 carbohydrates on Friday, September 28, 2018. I was under by 6.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 03:59:25 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, September 28, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (83% of Full) Outside it is and 68 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1994, 909 people died when an Estonian ferry capsized and sank in Baltic sea -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 29-Sep-2018 03:31:20 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 21:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 04:00:15 UTC Storm Dragon
I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, September 27, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1