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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 26

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:59:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, September 27, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (90% of Full) Outside it is and 70.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1784, Boniface Stoecki: Composer, dies at 38
    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:59:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:31:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
    In conversation Friday, 28-Sep-2018 03:31:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 21:01:15 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 21:01:15 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 04:00:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Wednesday, September 26, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 04:00:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:59:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, September 26, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (96% of Full) Outside it is and 68.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1964, Robin Hood: Mishawaka, Indiana -- LPGA golfer (1989 Planters Pat Bradley)
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:59:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:31:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #53: Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Sep-2018 03:31:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 21:01:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who sit on hot stove soon rise again." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 21:01:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 04:00:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, September 25, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 04:00:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:59:18 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, September 25, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (99% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1995, Dorothy Dickson: Actress / dancer (Paying the Piper), dies at 102
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:59:18 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:31:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you call a noodle in disguise? A: An impasta!
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 03:31:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 21:01:08 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 21:01:08 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 04:00:04 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 15.00 carbohydrates on Monday, September 24, 2018. I was under by 2.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 04:00:04 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:59:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, September 24, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1853, 1st round-the-world trip by yacht (Cornelius Vanderbilt)
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:59:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:31:04 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young girl named Denise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs got together, To knit her a sweater, So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze.
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 03:31:04 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 21:01:03 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 21:01:03 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:59:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 20.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, September 23, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:59:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:59:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, September 23, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (99% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1996, Denis Dowling: Baritone, dies at 86
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:59:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:30:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #49: Bogon emissions
    In conversation Monday, 24-Sep-2018 03:30:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 21:01:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    An amazon giantess named Dunne, Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt, Was engulfed in her cunt, And re-born as the twin of his son. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 21:01:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:59:55 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, September 22, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:59:55 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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