Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 27
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:59:00 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, September 22, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (96% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1975, Franz Salmhofer: Composer, dies at 75 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-2018 03:30:56 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #387: Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 21:00:56 UTC
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Why was the homosexual fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 03:59:51 UTC
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I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Friday, September 21, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 03:58:56 UTC
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Summary for Friday, September 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (92% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1939, First flight of the Lockheed Model 18 Lodestar -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Sep-2018 03:30:51 UTC
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!joke There once was a man from Racine, who invented a fucking machine. concave and convex, it fucked either sex, and jerked off itself in between. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 21:00:52 UTC
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Confucius say, "A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 03:59:47 UTC
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I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, September 20, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 03:58:58 UTC
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Summary for Thursday, September 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (86% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1898, Theodor Fontane: German Author (Der Stechlin), dies at 78 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 03:30:48 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "He who eat jellybeans fart in Technicolor." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 21:00:47 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 03:58:58 UTC
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Summary for Wednesday, September 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (79% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. Happy Talk Like A Pirate and Software Freedom Day! This day in history, 1973, Bob Gilbert: Actor (Never the Twain Shall Meet), dies of hepatitis at 75 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 03:30:44 UTC
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!joke What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404. - Nomulous -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 21:00:43 UTC
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Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 03:58:43 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, September 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 hours and 45 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (70% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. Happy National Cheeseburger Day! This day in history, 2009, N349 TA, a Casa 212 Aviocar 200 operated by Bering Air, departs the runway at Savoonga, Alaska, and is substantially damaged when the undercarriage collapses. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 03:30:40 UTC
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!joke Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach? A: Sandy Eggo! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 03:59:35 UTC
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I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Monday, September 17, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 03:58:42 UTC
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Summary for Monday, September 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 17 hours and 58 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (61% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1926, August Sauer: Austria literature historian, dies at 70 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 03:30:35 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 21:00:35 UTC
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Confucius say, "Man who sits under tree is shady character." !joke