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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 33

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 21:01:23 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 21:01:23 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 15:40:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar We should now be able to handle odt and ods file types.
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 15:40:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 14:37:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar Fixed wrong flags for viewing xls files.
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 14:37:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 14:31:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar Hopefully handle docx and spreadsheet files correctly.
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 14:31:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 14:10:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar xls and xlsx suport added.
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  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 04:00:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, August 21, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
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  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 03:59:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, August 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 14 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (84% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1890, Bill Henry: San Francisco, California -- Newscaster (Who Said That?)
    In conversation Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 03:59:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2018 03:31:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. - dummybert
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  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 21:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up !joke
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  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 04:00:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Monday, August 20, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 04:00:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 03:59:22 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, August 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 13 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (76% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1947, Franz VM Cumont: Belgian religious historian, dies at 79
    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 03:59:22 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 03:31:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a man with a member, That would only stand up in December. He said, "It's too cold, for a hard-on so bold, I wish it would work in September!"
    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 03:31:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-2018 21:01:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What's the difference between a pygmy tribe and a high school girls track team? The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning little runts. !joke
    In conversation Monday, 20-Aug-2018 21:01:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-2018 04:00:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 22.0 carbohydrates on Sunday, August 19, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Monday, 20-Aug-2018 04:00:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-2018 03:59:29 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, August 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (68% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1981, Indian Airlines Flight 557 was a domestic scheduled passenger flight from Bangalore to Mangalore which overran the runway at Mangalore Bajpe Airport.
    In conversation Monday, 20-Aug-2018 03:59:29 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 20-Aug-2018 03:31:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #33: piezo-electric interference
    In conversation Monday, 20-Aug-2018 03:31:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 21:01:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word. I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables." !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 21:01:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 17-Aug-2018 13:59:26 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    I won a game of #Pig with a final score of 114 points. This is my eighth win! #RSGames
    In conversation Friday, 17-Aug-2018 13:59:26 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 03:59:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, August 13, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (11% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1953, Jimmy McCulloch: Rocker (Wings)
    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 03:59:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 03:30:53 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 03:30:53 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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