Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 34
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 21:00:52 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 03:59:50 UTC
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I consumed 8.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, August 12, 2018. I was under by 9.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 03:58:55 UTC
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Summary for Sunday, August 12, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (5% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1964, While involved in Soviet Air Force testing, Kamov Ka-22, OI-03, was destroyed. The aircraft entered an uncontrolled turn to the right, and in efforts to correct the Ka-22 pitched into a steep dive. The order was given to abandon the aircraft, and three of the crew survived, but Col S. G. Brovtsev, who was flying, and technician A. F. Rogov, were killed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-2018 03:30:50 UTC
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!joke Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 21:00:50 UTC
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There lived a man in Bombay, who made a cunt out of clay. But the heat from his prick, turned it to brick And it ripped all his foreskin away. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 03:59:46 UTC
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I consumed 13.60 carbohydrates on Saturday, August 11, 2018. I was under by 3.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 03:58:50 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, August 11, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1863, Cambodia becomes French protectorate -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 12-Aug-2018 03:30:46 UTC
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!joke There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 11-Aug-2018 21:00:46 UTC
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There lived a man in Bombay, who made a cunt out of clay. But the heat from his prick, turned it to brick And it ripped all his foreskin away. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 11-Aug-2018 03:59:42 UTC
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I consumed 20.60 carbohydrates on Friday, August 10, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 11-Aug-2018 03:58:50 UTC
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Summary for Friday, August 10, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1908, Gabrielle Keiller: Collector / golfer -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 11-Aug-2018 03:30:43 UTC
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!joke There once was a fair young lass, her body was made out of glass. From there you could note, what went on in her throat, and all the way down to her ass. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-2018 21:00:45 UTC
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There once was a man named Mort, whose dick was decidedly short. When he climbed into bed, his girlfriend said, "that's not a dick it's a wart!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-2018 03:59:39 UTC
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I consumed 11.55 carbohydrates on Thursday, August 09, 2018. I was under by 5.45 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-2018 03:58:45 UTC
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Summary for Thursday, August 09, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1942, Edith Stein: German philosopher -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-2018 03:30:39 UTC
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!joke There was a young Rabbi from peru, who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said, "Oi vey, If you keep up this way. The Messiah will come before you do." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 09-Aug-2018 21:00:40 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Scold: Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 09-Aug-2018 03:59:36 UTC
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I consumed 9.60 carbohydrates on Wednesday, August 08, 2018. I was under by 7.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 09-Aug-2018 03:58:43 UTC
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Summary for Wednesday, August 08, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 2 hours and 06 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (8% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1982, First flight of the Cessna 208 Caravan -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 09-Aug-2018 03:30:36 UTC
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!joke There once was a pirate named Yates, who liked dancing on skates. He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, and virtually useless on dates.