Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 38
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 21:00:09 UTC
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 03:59:06 UTC
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I consumed 19.00 carbohydrates on Wednesday, July 25, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 03:58:11 UTC
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Summary for Wednesday, July 25, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 hours and 01 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (97% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Ben Hogan: Golfer (Masters, British Open, US Open-1953), dies at 84 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 03:30:05 UTC
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!joke There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 22:03:18 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the tintin-rsgames project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Switch to curl for download sounds to see if it will fix the problem with arm machines. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 21:00:06 UTC
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There once was a barmaid named Gale, on whose breasts was the menu for ale. But since she was kind, for the sake of the blind, on her ass it was printed in Braille. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 13:04:56 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the irssi-sound.git project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/irssi-sound.git Fixed redirect issue. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 13:03:42 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the irssi-sound.git project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/irssi-sound.git Fixed redirect issue. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 03:59:02 UTC
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I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, July 24, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 03:58:46 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, July 24, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 2 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (94% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1956, Dodgers lose to the Reds, 2-1, playing in Jesey City -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 03:30:02 UTC
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!joke There was a young girl named Denise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs got together, To knit her a sweater, So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 21:03:40 UTC
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 04:02:36 UTC
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I consumed 21.00 carbohydrates on Monday, July 23, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 04:01:51 UTC
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Summary for Monday, July 23, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 2 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (88% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1909, Ernest F Cambier: Bel colonial pioneer (1st Congo railway), dies at 65 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 03:33:35 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet get high on pot." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Jul-2018 21:03:35 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Honey bee: Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and grab me a beer! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Jul-2018 04:01:40 UTC
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Summary for Sunday, July 22, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (81% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1918, Indra Lal Roy, India -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Jul-2018 03:33:33 UTC
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!joke Q: How do fish get high? A: Seaweed. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jul-2018 04:01:33 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, July 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (73% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1964, Mildred Simpson runs female world record marathon (3:19:33) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 22-Jul-2018 03:33:29 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a waterhose? A: Hare spray.