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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 39

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 21:03:28 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 21:03:28 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 04:01:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, July 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (64% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1887, Willem H Drucker: Dutch lawyer
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 04:01:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 03:33:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler.
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 03:33:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 20-Jul-2018 21:03:26 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
    In conversation Friday, 20-Jul-2018 21:03:26 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 20-Jul-2018 04:01:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, July 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (54% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1994, Leonid Kvetjsma sworn in as Ukraine President
    In conversation Friday, 20-Jul-2018 04:01:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 20-Jul-2018 03:33:24 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #351: PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
    In conversation Friday, 20-Jul-2018 03:33:24 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 21:03:23 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 21:03:23 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 13:31:49 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    I came across some money today. The banker was horrified! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 13:31:49 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 04:01:27 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, July 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (43% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 2000, First flight of the Dassault AVE-D Petit Duc
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 04:01:27 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 03:33:19 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Jul-2018 03:33:19 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 21:03:19 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 21:03:19 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 04:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, July 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (32% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1918, Trupp: Lackey of tsar Nicolas II, shot to death
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 04:01:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 03:33:16 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why is a river rich? A: It has banks on both sides!
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 03:33:16 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 01:31:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the bashtuner project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/bashtuner Tuning for ukulele added.
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 01:31:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 21:03:15 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 21:03:15 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 04:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, July 16, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (22% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1943, An Italian torpedo bomber damages the British aircraft carrier HMS Indomitable off Cape Passero, forcing her to proceed to Gibraltar for repairs.
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 04:01:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 03:33:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #101: Collapsed Backbone
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Jul-2018 03:33:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 21:03:12 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 21:03:12 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 04:02:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 5.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, July 15, 2018. I was under by 12.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 04:02:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 04:01:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, July 15, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (13% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1972, 101st British Golf Open: Lee Trevino shoots 278 at Muirfield Gullane
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 04:01:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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