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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 40

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 16-Jul-2018 03:33:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
    In conversation Monday, 16-Jul-2018 03:33:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 21:03:09 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 21:03:09 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 15:58:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • David Hunt
    Nice score. I do play still.
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 15:58:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 15:57:34 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
    Sure, how may I be of assistance?
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 15:57:34 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 04:02:05 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 19.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, July 14, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 04:02:05 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 04:01:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, July 14, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 12 hours and 57 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (6% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1956, Jaroslav Ridky: Composer, dies at 58
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 04:01:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 03:33:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #126: it has Intel Inside
    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jul-2018 03:33:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 21:03:05 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    I tried sniffing coke once... The icecubes got stuck in my nose. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 21:03:05 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 04:01:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, July 13, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 1 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1929, The Polish aviator Ludwik Idzikowski crashes in the Azores and dies in an attempt of a westbound transatlantic flight.
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 04:01:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:33:02 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet. - thornmaker
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:33:02 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:05:06 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the talking-clock.git project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/talking-clock.git Fixed 11 and 12 for sam.
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Jul-2018 03:05:06 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 21:03:07 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 21:03:07 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 04:01:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 20.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, July 12, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 04:01:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 04:01:10 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, July 12, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 1 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1960, XEWT TV channel 12 in Tijuana-San Diego, CA (IND) begins broadcasting
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 04:01:10 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 13-Jul-2018 03:33:00 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #266: All of the packets are empty.
    In conversation Friday, 13-Jul-2018 03:33:00 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 21:02:59 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 21:02:59 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 04:01:56 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 19.60 carbohydrates on Wednesday, July 11, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 04:01:56 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 04:01:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, July 11, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 1 hours and 26 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (1% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1826, Carl Bernhard Wessely: Composer, dies at 57
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 04:01:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 03:32:55 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth."
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 03:32:55 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 04:01:52 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Atkins Nutritional Approach
    I consumed 20 carbohydrates on Tuesday, July 10, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1
    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 04:01:52 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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