Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 44
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 21:02:09 UTC
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There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 04:01:05 UTC
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I consumed 18.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, June 26, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 04:00:20 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, June 26, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 5 hours and 47 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (99% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 67.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1909, The first commercial sale of an airplane in the United States is made as Glenn H. Curtiss sells one of his planes to the Aeronautic Society of New York for $7,500. This action spurs the Wright brothers to begin a patent suit to prevent him from selling airplanes without a license. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 03:32:05 UTC
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!joke Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 21:02:06 UTC
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 19:49:42 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the strychnine.git project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/strychnine.git Improved qt accessibility. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 04:01:01 UTC
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I consumed 22.00 carbohydrates on Monday, June 25, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 04:00:07 UTC
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Summary for Monday, June 25, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 hours and 47 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (96% of Full) Outside it is and degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, William Lyle Woratzeck: Convicted killer, executed in Ariz at 51 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 03:32:02 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Turn oriental around and he will become disorientated." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 21:02:02 UTC
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What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 11:28:40 UTC
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I'm so happy! Seamonkey is working again! I can use a somewhat almost fast browser now. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 04:00:58 UTC
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I consumed 18.66 carbohydrates on Sunday, June 24, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 04:00:08 UTC
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Summary for Sunday, June 24, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 4 hours and 31 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (91% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 71 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1920, Chuvash Autonomous Region forms in RSFSR -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 03:31:58 UTC
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!joke The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.) - andywarfield -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 21:01:59 UTC
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 04:00:57 UTC
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I consumed 11.60 carbohydrates on Saturday, June 23, 2018. I was under by 5.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 04:00:04 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, June 23, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 4 hours and 31 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (85% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 67.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1996, Angelo John Novarese: Record company founder, dies at 72 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 03:31:55 UTC
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!joke Q: What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man who burst into his office? A: "Sir! I can clearly see your nuts"! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 21:01:55 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 04:00:52 UTC
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I consumed 20.00 carbohydrates on Friday, June 22, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1