Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 45
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 03:59:56 UTC
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Summary for Friday, June 22, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 4 hours and 30 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (77% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 68.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1922, Henry H Wilson: Field Marshal, murdered in London -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 03:31:52 UTC
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!joke A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean. And the clean ones so seldom are comical. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 21:01:52 UTC
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Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 04:00:49 UTC
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I consumed 7.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, June 21, 2018. I was under by 10.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 03:59:57 UTC
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Summary for Thursday, June 21, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 hours and 31 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (68% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 68.9 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1948, Joey Malland: Liverpool, England -- Rock guitarist (Badfinger-Come -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 03:31:48 UTC
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!joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 21:01:48 UTC
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Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 04:00:45 UTC
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I consumed 19.50 carbohydrates on Wednesday, June 20, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 03:59:56 UTC
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Summary for Wednesday, June 20, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 16 hours and 34 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (58% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 69.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1980, Roberto Duran takes WBC welterweight title from Sugar Ray Leonard at Olympic Stadium in Montreal by unanimous decision -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 03:31:45 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who learn to masturbate come in handy." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 21:01:45 UTC
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 04:00:44 UTC
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I consumed 20.00 carbohydrates on Tuesday, June 19, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 03:59:59 UTC
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Summary for Tuesday, June 19, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 9 hours and 22 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (47% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 71.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1942, Jos Brink: Dutch TV host (Op Zoek) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 03:31:42 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? A: Doughnuts! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 21:06:12 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar Fixed spoolfile error for self-defined email addresses. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 21:01:43 UTC
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There once was a monk from Siberia, whose manners were quite inferior. He did to a nun, what he should not have done, and now she's a Mother Superior. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 04:00:38 UTC
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I consumed 19.50 carbohydrates on Monday, June 18, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 03:59:48 UTC
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Summary for Monday, June 18, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 9 hours and 22 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (36% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 70.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1877, Samuel Archer King makes a two-hour airmail flight of 26 miles between Nashville and Gallatin, Tennessee, in the balloon Buffalo. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 03:31:38 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #206: Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 21:01:38 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke