Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 46
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 20:02:21 UTC
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the fleacollar.git project: https://github.com/2mb-solutions/fleacollar Add w3m to browser options. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 04:00:34 UTC
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I consumed 17.00 carbohydrates on Sunday, June 17, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 03:59:41 UTC
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Summary for Sunday, June 17, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 40 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (25% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 70.1 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1932, John P Murtha: (Rep-D-Pennsylvania, 1974- ) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 03:31:35 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Woman who spring on inner-spring this spring, have off-spring next spring." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jun-2018 21:01:35 UTC
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There once was a man with a member, That would only stand up in December. He said, "It's too cold, for a hard-on so bold, I wish it would work in September!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jun-2018 04:00:32 UTC
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I consumed 19.00 carbohydrates on Saturday, June 16, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jun-2018 03:59:38 UTC
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Summary for Saturday, June 16, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 40 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (16% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 70 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1958, Jose Pablo Moncayo Garcia: Composer, dies at 45 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jun-2018 03:31:32 UTC
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!joke Confucius say, "Woman who slides down banister make monkey shine". -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 21:01:32 UTC
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Knock knock: Whose there? Dwayne: Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 04:00:28 UTC
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I consumed 20.60 carbohydrates on Friday, June 15, 2018. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 03:59:38 UTC
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Summary for Friday, June 15, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 5 hours and 40 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (8% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 65.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, , -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 03:48:45 UTC
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This is the latest I have stayed awake in quite a while. Fri Jun 15 23:46:55 EDT 2018 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 03:31:29 UTC
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!joke Q: What do you call a girl with one leg? A: Eileen! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 02:59:25 UTC
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Interesting reading: Was Jesus schizophrenic? -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 21:01:28 UTC
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 04:00:24 UTC
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I consumed 11.00 carbohydrates on Thursday, June 14, 2018. I was under by 6.00 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 03:59:40 UTC
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Summary for Thursday, June 14, 2018 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 5 hours and 40 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (3% of Full) Outside it is Mostly Cloudy and 67.8 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1993, Tansu Ciller appointed 1st female Premier of Turkey -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 03:31:25 UTC
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!joke BOFH excuse #55: Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 21:01:25 UTC
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 04:00:21 UTC
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I consumed 12.60 carbohydrates on Wednesday, June 13, 2018. I was under by 4.40 carbohydrates today. !atkins #induction #phase1