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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 5

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 07-Feb-2019 04:33:36 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo!
    In conversation Thursday, 07-Feb-2019 04:33:36 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 22:03:35 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 22:03:35 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 05:01:38 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Tuesday, February 05, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 14 hours and 35 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 46.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1929, First flight of the Fairey Firefly II, a British fighter, single-seat, single-engine biplane of all-metal construction.
    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 05:01:38 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 04:33:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. - kaiengert
    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Feb-2019 04:33:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 22:03:32 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 22:03:32 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 05:01:33 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, February 04, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 14 hours and 35 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Overcast and 47.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1989, Dean Jones scores 216 vs. WI at the Adelaide Oval
    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 05:01:33 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 04:33:28 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr!
    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 04:33:28 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 22:03:28 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on the water fountain to get a drink! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 04-Feb-2019 22:03:28 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 05:01:30 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, February 03, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Clear and 34.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Bohumil Hrabal: Writer, dies at 82
    In conversation Monday, 04-Feb-2019 05:01:30 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 04:33:25 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why did the kid throw butter out the window? A: To see the butter fly!
    In conversation Monday, 04-Feb-2019 04:33:25 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 22:03:24 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 22:03:24 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 05:01:26 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, February 02, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 32.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1811, Russian settlers establish Ft Ross trading post, north of San Francisco
    In conversation Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 05:01:26 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 04:33:21 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #139: UBNC (user brain not connected)
    In conversation Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 04:33:21 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 22:03:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 22:03:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 05:01:24 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, February 01, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (6% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 38.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1888, Birth of Henri Pequet, French pioneer aviator, WWI pilot and test pilot.
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 05:01:24 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 04:33:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. - LnxPrgr3
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 04:33:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 22:03:17 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 01-Feb-2019 22:03:17 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 05:01:20 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, January 31, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (12% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 24.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1967, Otto Dibelius: German Theologian / Bishop, dies at 86
    In conversation Friday, 01-Feb-2019 05:01:20 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 04:33:13 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
    In conversation Friday, 01-Feb-2019 04:33:13 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 22:03:14 UTC Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 22:03:14 UTC from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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    I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).

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