Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 6
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 05:01:21 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, January 30, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (19% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 20.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1954, Belgium ends trade agreement with USSR -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 04:33:09 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 22:03:10 UTC Storm Dragon
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 05:01:16 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, January 29, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (27% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 23.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1925, Anthony George: Endicott, New York -- Actor (Untouchables, Checkmate) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 04:33:06 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #82: Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 22:03:05 UTC Storm Dragon
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 05:01:07 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, January 28, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (36% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 37.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1971, Commander Donald H. Lilienthal, USN flew a P-3 C Orion to a world speed record for heavyweight turboprops. Over 15 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 04:33:02 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who use vinegger for enema make strange pickles." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 22:03:02 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 05:01:03 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, January 27, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 3 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (47% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 31.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1949, Chinese liner -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 04:32:58 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #326: We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 22:02:58 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 05:01:00 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, January 26, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 2 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (57% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 24.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1954, A RAF Boeing Washington B.1, WF495, of 149 Squadron, disappears during the night en-route from Prestwick to Laagens in the Azores. Aircraft is believed to have come down in Morecambe Bay but after an intensive search lasting several days no trace is ever found. Aircraft was on return flight back to USAF. Last message from pilot mentioned icing and it is thought this condition led to loss of control. Seven crew lost. Another source gives date as 27 January. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 04:32:55 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke BOFH excuse #58: high pressure system failure -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jan-2019 22:02:55 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus driving down the road she said come back Twinkie !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jan-2019 05:00:57 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, January 25, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 1 day, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (68% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 23.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1947, Al Capone: Chicago gangster, dies of syphilis at 48 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jan-2019 04:32:51 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke There was a young squaw of Wohunt, who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, produced no papooses, and fitted both giant and runt. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 22:02:51 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 05:00:53 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, January 24, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (78% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 26.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1864, Stephen Gardner Champlin: Brigadier General (Union), dies at about 36 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 04:32:47 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.