Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 7
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 22:02:47 UTC Storm Dragon
Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 05:00:50 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Wednesday, January 23, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (87% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 38 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1986, Joseph Beuys: West German avant-garde artist / politician, dies at 64 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 04:32:44 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unhygienic." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 22:02:43 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat she don't fit in this joke !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 05:00:46 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Tuesday, January 22, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (94% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 33.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1995, Pat Bradley wins LPGA HealthSouth Inaugural Golf Tournament -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 04:32:40 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 05:00:43 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Monday, January 21, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waning Gibbous (99% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 19.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1077, German King Heinrich IV petitions Pope Gregory VII for forgiveness -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 04:32:36 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 22:02:36 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 05:00:37 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Sunday, January 20, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Full Outside it is Clear and 22.9 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1830, Michal Bogdanowicz: Composer, dies at 50 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 04:32:33 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 22:02:33 UTC Storm Dragon
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 05:00:33 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Saturday, January 19, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (98% of Full) Outside it is Light Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 42.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1974, Gregory Playfair: Suriname -- Dutch soccer player (PSV) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 04:32:29 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke - neuropunks -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 22:02:28 UTC Storm Dragon
There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 05:00:37 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Friday, January 18, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 5 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (94% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 44.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1991, Hamilton Fish: Congressman (NY), dies at 102 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 04:32:26 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? A: Because it was rated arrr! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 22:02:26 UTC Storm Dragon
Yo momma so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 05:00:27 UTC Storm Dragon
Summary for Thursday, January 17, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 4 days, 13 hours and 18 minutes. The Moon is Waxing Gibbous (87% of Full) Outside it is Wetter than a teenage girl at a boy band concert and 35.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1595, French King Henri IV declares war on Spain -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 04:32:22 UTC Storm Dragon
!joke Confucius say, "Man who shoot blanks always miss mark."