Notices by H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li), page 5
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H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 31-Aug-2017 17:46:40 UTC H. Faust Did you ever hear the tragedy of my yacht being stolen? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. The Imperialis was a luxury pleasure craft owned by Supreme Chancellor and eventually me, Galactic Emperor Sheev Palpatine during the Galactic Civil War.… While the Imperialis was stolen by the gambler Lando Calrissian and wrecked on the moon Quantxi, I had several replicas of the vessel housed at his Observatories, which were scattered throughout the galaxy. In 5 ABY, the bounty hunter Mercurial Swift found information about Fleet Admiral Gallius Rax's origins aboard the Imperialis's computers. Ironic. The yacht could save others from being stolen, but not itself. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2017 02:23:40 UTC H. Faust Twitter has become a race over who can be the most smuggest and obnoxious user all in the value of being "in the right". Fuck that. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 20-Aug-2017 03:45:28 UTC H. Faust >Mastodon is big in Japan, and the reason why is uncomfortable
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H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 11-Aug-2017 01:51:20 UTC H. Faust >PPaP has an anime
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H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2017 21:40:39 UTC H. Faust The Japanese version is superior https://youtu.be/3o-uM4V3Sdo?t=8m59s -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 03-Aug-2017 19:52:11 UTC H. Faust A boy falls in love with a corporation.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the corporation’s twitter account. Never minding the strange tweets, he immediately calls it, and is overjoyed to find out that the corporation has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the account, his replies are ignored. After some investigation, he finds out that the corporation he replied is not a single entity. In fact, the corporation is made by hundreds of people. The twitter account is the corporation’s friendly face counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most trade secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LATE CAPITALISM. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2017 22:06:32 UTC H. Faust This is the best mashup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jul-2017 19:50:42 UTC H. Faust Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong. Einstein Was ONEist Brain. Try My Belly-Button Logic. No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2017 20:23:17 UTC H. Faust First Impression: 2017 Summer Season https://dullahan.club/post/first_impressions-summer_season/ -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2017 02:08:16 UTC H. Faust Everything but systemd is the problem, part LXVI https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/6323#issuecomment-314371437 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/660846 -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 14-Jul-2017 02:58:37 UTC H. Faust Un chico se enamora de una chica.
Incapaz de confesarse, una deus-ex-machina le brinda el número telefónico de la chica. Sin importarle el extraño código de área, el inmediatamente le habla y se llena de alegría al encontrar que ella también está enamorada de el.
Pero, al día siguiente, cuando el le cuenta la confesión del día anterior, ella sólo se le queda viendo de manera perpleja. Después de investigar, el descubre que la chica con la que habló no es la misma de la que está enamorado. De hecho, ella ni siquiera existe en este universo. Ella es la contraparte de la chica en un universo alterno, que también se ha enamorado con la contraparte del chico, que a su vez tampoco ha notado su enamoramiento.
Un lío de aventuras comenzará al momento en que los dos forman un trato para darse los más oscuros y privados secretos en orden para equipar al otro con las armas que necesitan para conquistar el corazón de sus otros mismos. Mientras los dos persiguen a sus respectivos amados, DRAMA se avecina dado que ambos en lugar de lo planeado, se empiezan a enamorar uno del otro y cuestionarán la NATURALEZA del AMOR. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2017 01:31:36 UTC H. Faust There are studies that show you have shit taste. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jul-2017 06:42:42 UTC H. Faust Eroge One: An Oreimo Story https://dullahan.club/post/eroge_one-an_oreimo_story/ -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jul-2017 00:07:47 UTC H. Faust @hakui @dolus @bitterandrew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgp9MPLEAqA -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2017 02:09:22 UTC H. Faust If you pay for Netflix you are supporting a web dominated by DRM and the interests of Hollywood executives. You are also contributing to create:
- More Adam Sandler movies
- Fuller House seasons
- Bill Nye The Science Guy seasons
- Hoarding licenses of anime (LWA) -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2017 16:51:01 UTC H. Faust I forgot about this mashup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2017 16:34:07 UTC H. Faust Chen is German https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEqLtkvVB4g -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 23-Jun-2017 16:21:42 UTC H. Faust @takeshitakenji "Nazi instances are on the rise!" Here's your tech journo article title. -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2017 01:04:12 UTC H. Faust Chrome thinks about you, Chrome cares https://blog.chromium.org/2017/06/improving-advertising-on-web.html -
H. Faust (hfaust@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 30-May-2017 05:04:36 UTC H. Faust In the year and couple of months I've been here, I could say that I've seen a face of the Internet I thought it was dead: Sincerity. People might have their irreconcilable differences and political discussions pop up more than once, but at the end of the day they are still talking to each other instead of preaching to the choir. I appreciate that.