Notices by jackdaw_ruiz :mastodon: (jackdawruiz@mastodon.social)

how do you do, fellow feminists??

being in your 30's and logging onto the fedi like

aggro knuckle tats

☑️ 🇺🇸 ELECTION UPDATE #2

North Virginia -- Big news from the fictional state of North Virginia as some candidates break away with strong & decisive leads in exit polling.

At this time Jackdaw_News can announce that North Virginia has elected its first Cube governor.

Winners have been declared in the following races...

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

if i'm ever unsure of an opinion, i like to make sure i'm on the same side as *checks notes*

. . . a frozen, emulsified meat brand.

remember, folks...

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