Notices by selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)

don't talk to us until we've had our coffee

this didn't exist so I've gone ahead and invented it

Bilbo Baggins: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Other Hobbits:

I just think it's important to remember that behind all these avatars are real people, and that inside of them are skeletons

mmm
(cc @Dee )

Mastodon backwards is No Dot Sam, could be something there?

damn Duolingo

Hey gamers today I want to share a pro tip I discovered it's these little things called "eggs" and they got food inside if you can figure out how to open them