Notices by qDot (qdot@mastodon.social@mastodon.social)

For those that aren't aware, I run https://buttplug.io, a open-source, cross-platform software library for accessing and controlling computer-connected sex toys.

Me: “uh I need one of those ‘drunk octopus that wants to fight’ things for my wall”

Home Depot employee: “you what”

Today I awkwardly learned it’s a double robe hook.

Eagerly awaiting the meme generation growing up enough for products to be renamed.