Notices by ⚪ next buneit of computing (lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space), page 3

:porky_happy: telling people to turn the lights off when they leave the room to prevent global warming
:porky_scared: holding the 100 companies that are responsible for 71% of global warming responsible

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

@Authoritimmy ...fuck
lemme update searx, hopefully it's just outdated

:blobnotlike: blocking ads is evil grr
:blobuwu: HTTP is a pull-based medium. it is within the original philosophy of HTTP to selectively pull the data, for example, a device that doesn't support images won't download them. by circumventing ad "blocking", you are spitting in the face of HTTP. a more accurate term would be ad rejection. ads are not "blocked", they are simply not asked for.

oh hey gargron was talking about changing the misleading "crop" button on images earlier and it's actually changed to "change preview" now
nice :blobcatuwu:

YES i don't know how everyone is doing the fire thing. YES i'm on my phone so i had to draw it by hand. YES i'm in a moving vehicle so the drawing is even worse that it would be normally.

@happyhorseskull holy shit

someone post the garfield "i'm a mushroom-cloud-laying mother fucker, mother fucker" image

@CornishRepublicanArmy we all would, lucy, we all would

fuck powerpoint, marry word, kill excell

the fediverse is great for privacy and being in control of your own data. bye-bye, twitter! no more data collection for you!

Sent from Google Chrome on Microsoft Windows 10

holy fug
there's an instance *dedicated* to twitter crossposting using that one shitty bot
easiest block of my life

birdsite.link for those wondering

you wanna create a slideshow? you use your pentium, you're gonna get about 20% slideshow. i3 7th gen pretty good gets you about 80-90%. now an i7 8th gen? that's just under 200% slideshow. imagine being able to make that much of slideshow power

yee

ive had it. im done. sorry if anyone was using it

@elomatreb merkelcraft

hmmm yes exquisite

nobody can stop me writing socialist propaganda into my erotic literature

WARNING: THE WEBPAGE YOU ARE ABOUT TO VIEW IS SECURE

@Lumb horrible mental image