Notices by elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)
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elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Thursday, 12-Nov-2020 00:27:42 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Web usability tip: Disable web fonts and pick ones *you* like instead -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2019 21:50:19 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Why do all ISPs have to be so fucking bad at their job -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 05:36:02 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: When SMTP developers meet in real life they greet each other with a secret handshake, consisting of a misspelling of the word hello and listing their skills -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 06:52:42 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Wake up in the morning & immediately get angry at computers -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 01:43:36 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: @ben ffmpeg: warn: Time is an illusion anyway dude (also I dropped some of those frames) -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 14:12:15 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Love too write a simple script to automate something and make a trivial mistake and wipe out three days of work 👌 👌 💯 -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2018 21:19:56 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: My mood alternates daily between wanting to be an anarchoprimitivist and living in a forest with a few goats and wanting to shed my physical body to join the machine singularity -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-2018 17:44:43 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: If your website or app displays relative timestamps ("2 min ago", "1 year ago") but doesn't show the precise timestamp on hover you have a problem -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 21:37:46 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Dielectrical Materialism -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Saturday, 18-Aug-2018 19:53:26 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: DHCP:
On arriving into a new room, yelling at the top of your lungs: "What's going on in here and who's in charge and who am I" -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Saturday, 18-Aug-2018 19:52:25 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Thinking of computer things as people is so fun
ARP:
Person A, yelling into the room: Hey who is 192.168.178.1
Person B, yelling back: Hey yeah that's me -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Saturday, 18-Aug-2018 19:50:27 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: When we first made DNS it only screamed in horror a little (A records), but now it's absolutely terrified at what we have created (AAAA records) -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-2018 10:38:34 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: Smartphones are so bad because they take all the bad of a regular computer and compress it into a fraction of the volume -
elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: (elomatreb@social.elomatreb.eu)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2018 01:02:39 UTC elomatreb :blobpats: :antifa: German Wikipedia deletion arguments about removing information about nazi supporting companies because they're "not encyclopedically relevant"