Notices by mason (sweetmercury@jorts.horse)

After a day of research, I’ve decided to pivot my brand to “World’s first VSCO middle aged dude”

Knuck tat: PLEZ CLAP

@Luxotek like, I sort of understand why it didn’t occur to her that she could just use “men’s” deodorant. It didn’t occur to me until recently that I could just use a women’s deodorant because the male stuff all smells horrible.

🚨 🚨 🚨 Into The Spiderverse is on US Netflix 🚨 🚨 🚨

*A great thunderclap resonates through my dining room. The lights go out. A ghostly white hand writes upon the wall MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN*

Me: Is that good

We are

Knuckle tats:

LEFT RITE

@jzs42069 no jer, thank YOU for posting