Notices by Boston Scream Donut (luigiesq@mastodon.social@mastodon.social)

What’s up YouTube I just got out of a hearing where I had to listen to antivaxxers use fake statistics and Bible verses for 4 hours to show why the vaccine schedule is a violation of their rights!

I think it’s time we LinkedOUT

my favorite is when I google “why does my cat do x” and all the answers are just basically “because they want to, dumbass.”

A comedy of errors in 4 parts:

Did the ultimate power move and suspended Eugen’s alt from .social

This is my instance now

Every LinkedIn post is like, “Kindness is the essence of efficient workability, and the true grit of American sticktoitiveness; when bosses and employees combine their innate workmanlike adaptivity with a life-first organizational apparatus, they can achieve impossible goals.”

Cryptids accounts be like, “Hello, I am ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴛᴄʜ ɢʜᴏsᴛ. sage yourself or i will ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴏᴛᴄʜ.”

another day volunteering at the me museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck me. buddy, they wont even let me fuck me

Lucy’s sudden pivot towards anarchism is just the big twist Mastodon: Season 4 has been needing

@jackdaw the 2007-08 season Jackdaw was one of the best I've ever seen in my life. Unplayable every match, week in week out. Once in a generation performance.

I’d like a colt of personality. I imagine it’s just a really charismatic horse. that would be cool.

https://mastodon.social/media/i868uocZeJp-d2DAIc8

I lost 6 followers for retweeting Garfield

bandito mussolini.. perhaps the most feared dictator-bandit in all the spaghetti west...

I was reading Dred Scott for class today and the person who had the book before me just annotated it with “wtf”

God grant me the ability to cancel the people I cannot own,

the wit to dunk on those I can,

and the wisdom to know the difference.

@dayglochainsaw

veterans are cancelled, sis