Notices by メタル・プリンセス🖤 (guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe@eldritch.cafe)

My coworker is telling me all the details about her dog that I'm about to watch for the weekend and she goes:

He doesn't like direct sunlight and he's also a picky eater.

Fucking same, doggo. Same.

Late stage capitalism is a corporation having the ability to turn off electricity for a region of over 7 million people at will because its faulty equipment can't stop setting fires.

Help! What book should I read?

- Shanghai Girls by Lisa See
- Homegoing Yaa Gyasi
- Under the Pendulum Sun by Jeannette Ng*
- The Nordic Theory of Everything by Any Partaken
- Amberlough by Lara Donnelly
- Uprooted by Naomi Novik
- A Secret History of Witches by Louisa Morgan
- The Impossible Fairy Tale by Han Yujoo
- The Heads of Cerberus by Francis Stevens
- Shapeshifters: a History by John Kachina
- Tiger's Daughter by K. Rivera
- The Spirit Catches You by Anne Fadiman

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So basically: Fuck your timeline. People are dying. Lives are destroyed. Families are torn asunder. We can't escape it so how privileged do you have to be to ask us to protect your bubble?

"Hi can you die a little bit further to the left?"

Anyway, I think a better alternative is to continue trying to blow up ICE offices because at least then, latinx won't have to clog up your precious timeline posting about em anymore, mmm?

I'm still waiting for ICE to content warning before they fuck up people's lives and yet.

Wayment, latinx folks are being expected to CW posts about ICE?????????????????

goofy, just goofy

Why libraries are the greatest places on earth:

- books
- free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- quiet, so quiet, so peaceful is heaven
- people leave you alone
- also movies and computers and things
- staff literally know everything and want you to know everything thanks
- you can stay the whole time they're open and not have to pay anything at all
- you can get lost in the big ones and that's cool
- mmm smells of wisdom

"i do not tolerate racism, transphobia, ableism, queerphobia, or classism. not on my watch. i think the fuck not."

wow so easy and this toot cost me nothing

It's #finefemmefriday here's a cute photo of me holding an axe (cw for eye contact)

If anyone has leads on medical solutions to excessive sweating, I would greatly appreciate them.