Notices by Matthew Graybosch (starbreaker@mastodon.sdf.org@mastodon.sdf.org)

New rule: if your distro depends on #PulseAudio and #systemd it's no longer GNU/Linux. It's #Poetterix. Blame Lennart for not having the sense to refrain from meddling with stuff he doesn't fully understand. 😈

Freedom under capitalism means freedom to die of...

- starvation
- exposure
- preventable disease
- treatable disease
- loneliness
- violence at the hands of the police

I keep seeing these "Salt Life" stickers and reading them as "Slut Life". We should be so fortunate...

MANAGER
I wish you were more passionate, and had more of a sense of urgency.

ME
It's a web application, not the fucking Apollo program.

MANAGER
You need to take ownership of your work.

ME
But I don't own it. It's work-for-hire, which means the client owns it and all I get is a shitty paycheck and the health problems endemic to sedentary work.

If you play video games on a #PS3 or #PS4, you #PlayOnBSD. :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3_system_software

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4_system_software

Companies that promise "ransomware recovery" are just paying off the extortionists themselves, and charging you extra. They're a ripoff.

https://features.propublica.org/ransomware/ransomware-attack-data-recovery-firms-paying-hackers/

Righteous Satanic Seductions