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i have a PhD in Computer Science specializing in Machine Learning and Computer Vision, but at this point i would take nearly any programming work.

i have experience numerous languages, operating systems, frameworks, and toolkits.

i am also an autistic transgender lesbian so any work i take has to be accommodating.

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catching people up on drama like “Last time, on Fedi Verse Z...”

First Annual Fediverse Influencers Conference.

Eugen is advertised as keynote speaker.
Workshops on “Engagement” and “Networking”.
Invitation Only.

Once everyone has arrived, the doors lock, the lights go down, and I walk out on stage.

“Where’s Eugen?”

Eugen isn’t coming.

The Deprogramming will now begin~

What’s better than Lil Nas X getting a dog?

Little Nas X getting TWO dogs!! 🤠🐕🐕

*nyooms in*

🦒 I’m nyooming across your timeline! Boost to help me nyoom around the fediverse! 🦒

*nyooms out*

New! Pokémon Conk and Pokémon Bepis, only for Nontendo Stitch