Notices by hoenan the bimbarian :vf: (chillallmen@witches.live)

danny devito is my favorite cryptid

im going to give all of you swirlies

you know we straight doin ya mom

binches tryna suck my dick but im hard to wrap your head around

you: jazz musician
me: sax worker

my fav book

fellatio? isnt that a linux distro

assigned babby at birth

a lament for poor eugen
website boy
never website man

before that it was "they do the words fast but in dutch"

canada, more like: belgium 2

i can't think of a song about dogs thats actually, like, about dogs?

gonna make a zombie movie but not make the zombies a metaphor, that's played out, im making them a meta5

femdom thread

remember when that train got cask of amontillado'd in thomas the tank engine

we all know cis rhymes with piss

like it was tongue in cheek but

following mozes outta egypt mustve been a trip, like u end up at the sea and are like "wtf, mozes, bro, wtf" and then mozes is just like, god buddy, help me out over here and the sea just parts and ur like "well, that both checks out and looks safe to walk through

goku vs facts and logic

i will crush capitalism with these hands and this anime avatar