Notices by Shrig :snull: (shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website)

Follow whoever you want to I'm not your boss #FollowFriday

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They have arranged themselves into a triangle of familiars
#mastocats

This toot is sparse
You can blow it out your arse

Got that Blobby dick :blobby_lewd:

@whinybottom That's convenient

Kind regards,
Big Spoon

A lot of the nerds on this site never played Tony Hawks Pro Nouns 3 and it shows in their bios

@uint8_t I got a refund on my Librem 5 pre-order because I don't want Purism anywhere near me or my money anywhere near them. The PinePhone is gonna be my next phone now =D

This is a very serious idea, not a shitpost:
There should be a Mr Blobby emoji set that's like the blob emojis but more... Blobby