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do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2017 18:26:09 UTC 
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#2hu #corndog https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/279556 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2017 19:53:02 UTC
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@degeneracy is trainroll degenerate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 20-Apr-2017 14:46:48 UTC
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#chaikaday https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/297233 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 21:31:24 UTC
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do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 20:47:00 UTC
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do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2017 01:45:30 UTC
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#2hu #titityy https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/321427 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 17-Mar-2017 01:55:31 UTC
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do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2017 19:35:40 UTC
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@karasu @meece SYAMEIMARU #nsfw https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/342366 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2017 19:09:23 UTC
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I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. He wasn't very smart. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. Then they punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new home. They would screech, hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, this lost its novelty after an hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room in the freezer for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
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do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2017 17:24:15 UTC
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i love this fanfic
>"So, why are you wearing that pumpkin?" asked Hermione to me in a petit bourgeois way. "Good lord, are you naked under that thing?!" Some people gasped, with a few sexy girls doing it in a romantic voice of interest. This didn't excite my penis because I was too busy thinking about the revolutionary struggle of the starving proletariat in far-right capitalist Sweden. -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 19-Feb-2017 15:22:44 UTC
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@augustus 2spoopy https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/317566 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Feb-2017 17:05:35 UTC
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@shpuld SYAMEIMARU!!111 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2017 04:34:35 UTC
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@nurgledsatorin I know, my entire family would cut contact with me if I was a leftie. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/306853 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 09-Feb-2017 14:05:18 UTC
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@rms >not using superior Pleroma FE through browser on mobile https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/304959 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/304960 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2017 22:55:10 UTC
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#2hu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weLNCHdeuOA -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2017 22:43:56 UTC
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@karasu #2hu #deception #incomingscoop #pure #honest https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/293033 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-2017 16:04:07 UTC
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@karasu Hello https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/285456 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2017 03:06:13 UTC
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#2hu #pure #honest #ZUN https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/279047 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2017 03:03:16 UTC
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#aria #ara https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/279044 -
do ciebie nie przyjdzie (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jan-2017 19:01:34 UTC
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#yryr https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/273527
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