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someone once asked why/how the hell I ended up with 60k+ bookmarks and I just figured out it's because I'm not one of you weirdos with hundreds of open tabs

Cufflinks were one of the only socially acceptable forms of jewelry for many men to express themselves, and now shirts are on their way out and I am sad.

I also maybe think cufflinks died before they were taken over by toxic masculinity and became all tactical and "what's your everyday cufflink bro” shit.

Day. Made.

That feeling when your insight / realization / shitpost about cosmology comparing it to social media and blogging makes a professor of cosmology mad.

one of the main problems with starfleet ships doing all this time traveling is that, especially when they arrive in the future, their firmware is completely out of date and they're totally open to 0-days

"Shields up" should also apply to networking and firewalls

tbh I'm suprised the temporal cold war even happened due to how completely owned everyone's computer systems would be, you'd think the first thing to do would be to take down the systems for time travel in the first place

@dosnostalgic the actor played someone in their late 20s/early 30s in 1993...

Did you know: 30 years after its release, the guy on the front of the original Doom video game cover is a grandfather now?! #gaming #dosgaming #retrogaming #neverminddoomguy

Seriously, he'd be in his 60s now.