Notices by noiob whomst shork (noiob@awoo.space)

hey Google, fuck off, a profile pic doesn't need a face to be recognizable

@revenant "im not shitposting! im not shitposting!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a bitcoin

hey, this will probably come in handy for a lot of people, clean up a photo of a whiteboard in imagemagick: https://gist.github.com/lelandbatey/8677901

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Bavaria passed a new law that allows police to carry hand grenades

what the fuck are they supposed to do with those

how did anyone argue for that

(they're also allowed to store, delete and change digital data, have more rights regarding telco and post surveillance, can detain people for three months preventatively… this is making me sick)

they made a juicero for tortillas
get ready for DRM on hecking flour

(yes you can squeeze the dough by hand and then just put it in a pan or sth)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1104354043/the-artisan-tortilla-maker

it's finally there https://awoo.space/media/m8UBlJwzmihtpyNVsZI

In case anyone needs nice videos to unwind, I really like the Primitive Technology videos. No commentary, just this person working on stuff with what they can find in nature, and doing some really advanced stuff. There's usually an explanation in the description that explains it, too
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

2017: people are making fun of the squeeze-bag-juice company
2117: all food is exclusively available from DRM-protected bags, hand-squeezing is prohibited by law