Notices by Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org), page 9

Gays and lesbians are grown from seeds and are plantoids while bisexuals, pansexuals and asexuals are spore based fungoids. Trans people can be grown by giving seeds or spores more nutrients and additional chanting. The seeds prefer dry slightly alkaline soil. The spores prefer moist cool soil

Regular reminder to please report all anomalous flora to your instance administrator. @maverynthia is exempt as they are licenced and bonded.

So i got my maindesktop working again wohoo

@maverynthia @es2600fm Do you want screaming eyes? Thats how you get screaming eyes.

@Codeawayhaley Correct.

@Codeawayhaley Well thats just how hot peppers are these days

@maverynthia @es2600fm You shouldnt eat pizza from pizza bushes as it may have picked up dimensional contamination. Please call the local forest service if you spot them.

Anomalous flora might seem cool but they can cause environmental destruction, second degree burns and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Nobody wants a repeat of the hand vine incident.

Regular reminder to please report all anomalous flora to your instance administrator. @maverynthia is exempt as they are licenced and bonded.

@Codeawayhaley SRA"s arent cheap. Im watching you.

@Codeawayhaley If you mess up the hume levels around my house i swear to the gods...

@Codeawayhaley Please do not tamper with the higgs field

Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp.

@SelfsameSynonym @maverynthia some trans girls wanna be cat girls. Let us be cat girls.

@maverynthia but I wanna be a cat girl

Whoever is doing it I hope they never get caught

So I hear kiwifarms is being ddosed. Good.

@jessmahler get the bastards

@jessmahler ABA is just child abuse with a doctors note attached

@24h_Lou id like a further demonstration, in person :3