Notices by augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club), page 19
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2017 17:52:19 UTC
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>black science MAN
>bill nye the science GUY
why is science so patriarchal guys -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2017 16:48:50 UTC
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daily reminder Communism:
- killed 100 million people
- doesn't work
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Book_of_Communism#Estimated_number_of_victims -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Apr-2017 11:15:37 UTC
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i endorse Chelsea Clinton 2020
your time is coming to an end soon, Drumpf -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 15-Apr-2017 23:21:39 UTC
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have you ever seen robek world meme girl and the wendys waifu in the same room together? i haven't #thetruthisoutthere -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 14-Apr-2017 22:17:00 UTC
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if Kim Jong Un nukes Hollywood i will get a tattoo of his face across my chest and devote my life to Juche until i die -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2017 15:05:45 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2017 21:48:48 UTC
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Assad is fucking awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUGtnqW_qHs
I seriously hope you guys don't believe the media bullshit about him, if his government falls then the yazidis, christians, shia and alawites will all be slaughtered by islamist salafists -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 22:40:46 UTC
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hakui drives a hard meme bargain -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2017 22:04:02 UTC
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders has just passed away at the age of 75. https://shitposter.club/attachment/563617 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2017 21:42:34 UTC
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how do i run an "instance" of GAB? help, i am new to mastodon -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2017 21:04:18 UTC
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a tiny Syrian child has just died in my arms, tears streaming down my face as i type this. his last words were "fuck drumpf and fuck white people" -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2017 18:50:10 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2017 20:23:51 UTC
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Jimmy: Hey, what gives?
Jimmy's Dad: You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
Jimmy: But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
He tries to dial Betty's number, but nothing happens.
Jimmy's Dad: [chuckles] Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
Jimmy: [distraught] Dear God, what have I done?
He takes a gun out of the drawer, puts it against his head and pulls the trigger, but it doesn't fire.
Jimmy's Dad: Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made of - yep - zinc!
Jimmy: Come back, zinc! Come back!
Dissolve to Jimmy in his bed, talking in his sleep and waving his arms.
Jimmy: Come back... zinc... come back... zinc... [wakes up] Zinc? Zi.. what? [sighs in relief] It was all a dream. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [bang!] and many things made of zinc. -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2017 23:55:50 UTC
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@hakui @takeshitakenji https://shitposter.club/attachment/501591 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2017 23:22:31 UTC
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while my tumor gently metastasizes -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2017 22:29:08 UTC
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogomil_(priest)
>Bogomil (Бoгoмил) was a 10th-century Bulgarian priest and heresiarch, who was connected with the origins of Bogomilism. Bogomil is a Theophoric name consisting of Bog (God) and mil (dear).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogomilism#Dualist_beliefs_and_customs
>The Bogomils taught that God had two sons https://shitposter.club/attachment/407545 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2017 20:48:16 UTC
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this is the best, most underrated meme. i like trying to imagine what the start of this sentence could possibly have been https://shitposter.club/attachment/501306 -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 06-Mar-2017 18:18:01 UTC
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http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/memes-4chan-trump-supporters-trolls-internet-214856
>How a group of anonymous keyboard commandos conquered the internet for Donald Trump—and plans to deliver Europe to the far right -
augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2017 20:20:04 UTC
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augustus pugin (augustus@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2017 19:47:38 UTC
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Dijkstra is my nigga