Notices by ElfLord (elflord@freedom.horse)

If you nerds don't like something in a piece of software, why not just computer hack it with your nerd brains? Maybe program the software to be different. Did you think of that?

In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

https://youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

Wow a lot of you back in the day used to steal internet. I think you have a problem.

What year did you first get the internet?

I am so lazy I never do dishes and so I just shoot all my dishes with a gun and shatter them and throw them away.

I put my bra on like everybody else: One boob at a time.

Hi everyone I'm here now. I'm back on it.

*horrible Borat impression*
My wife...

Really glad to see people are using Pinafore and liking it. I know @nolan worked really hard on it and it's cool seeing people using what he made. Wild.

My favorite people on here, I just realized, are dogs.

I think mastodon is making me feel better. At least I'm writing again.

My boy @Gargron made it into the Washington Post!!!

*dumps an entire cooler full of gatorade on @Gargron*

You wouldn't download... a corndog.