Notices by Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party), page 60

haggard and red-eyed outside the kindergarten holding up "READ ANOTHER BOOK" signs when they break out The Very Hungry Caterpillar

What *NIX camp are you in? Hopefully this will be big so please boost so we can get as many votes as possible

Like, this is essentially how a weekday is broken up if you have a full-time, 9-5 job. You only even get 5 hours of "what you will" because 2 hours are taken up by commuting to and from work, and an hour in the morning working up the will to not just say "fuck it I'm staying home." Or getting your kids ready for school. Or calling a mechanic, or a plumber, or an electrician, or a fucking dog-sitter because who knows wtf is going wrong in your life while you're wasting time working for some asshole?

My husband skips the Duolingo questions that want him to speak French or Russian into his phone, because he is a coward

This is why you need end-to-end encryption. Period. https://twitter.com/josephfcox/status/1159089406793224197

INSTANT 👏 POTATOES 👏 ARE 👏 REAL👏 POTATOES

good morning

I don’t know why it’s so hard for computer enthusiasts to understand that people don’t want to sysadmin their telephone

Here are the things that I don’t want to do with my phone:

1) all the sysadmin shit that takes up 8 hours of my work day
2) worry if some chucklefuck installed malware on my phone

I don’t want or need “full control” over my phone because i don’t want the responsibility that comes with it. I just wanna *do* stuff with my phone.

@tejrnz