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1. Courtney Cantrell (courtcan@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 17:28:27 UTC Courtney Cantrell

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   • myrmepropagandist

   @futurebird Pica is definitely baby, as are my two, orangey Laddi and tabby-tortie Elli.

   #AllCatsAreBaby
   #CatsOfMastodon
   #cats

   • myrmepropagandist (futurebird@sauropods.win)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 17:28:28 UTC myrmepropagandist

     FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The supreme court has declined Pica, the tabby cat’s appeal of ‘Futurebird v. Pica’ the landmark case that established the legal precedent that *all* cats “are baby” & Pica in particular is “the most baby of all” —Pica’s legal team sought punitive damages in excess of 4.6 Million cans of tuna. Pica remains legally “baby” a situation she decried in a statement through her legal team as “stinky!”
     “Sounds like something a baby would say” Responded futurebird’s legal team.

     🧙‍♂️ Mago del Trueno 🌩🌒🌕🌘🏳️‍🌈🎙 repeated this.