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@why What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you noodle cooker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my kitchen, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret snacks on Sapporo Ichiban, and I have had over 300 confirmed packs. I am trained in dry eating and I’m the top snacker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another soggy noodle. I will wipe you the fuck out with crunches the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NEETs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the packet of soup base, maggot. The packet of soup base that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can eat it anywhere, anytime, and I can eat it over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in uncooked eating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of 2ch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit noodle all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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