Notices by Shiver Pee Timbers (deaduncledave@mastodon.social), page 21

Who else is awake at 5 am and thinking dark thoughts about politics?

Jfc Albuquerque

https://youtu.be/N1syxENuvg0

Finished my python homework cuz I am a fossil and also dumb but I wrote it and it worked pretty well so I got that sweet "Job's Finished!" serotonin reward.

#TakingMyThrillsWhereICan

Fiesta henna.

Saturday morning. Cool enough to finally consider baking, and so:

Biscuits n' Maters

John (From St. Paul): "What was that word you used? Oombers or something?"
TEAM: [laughs]
Me: "You're familiar with uufda, right?"
John: "Oh! Yeah sure!"
Me: "Yeah, it's kinda like that. Here, I'll let Lynette explain." https://youtu.be/IucBp1yrr7A

#TooDrunkToWalk #Burqueño #NMTrue

If you're happy and you know it, Danke schoen,
If you're happy and you know it, Spiderman,
If you're happy and you know it and your face is made of suet,
If you're happy and you know it, boomerang.

@treblesketch IANAD, but that sounds more like https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/esophageal-spasms/symptoms-causes/syc-20372250

A Peugeot with a radial engine. Um, what?

@gamehawk I'll take "Terms I shouldn't google at work" for 200, Alex.

@jwisser No argument.

@jwisser TTBOOK there isn't one. You can browse by UNC filepath and sometimes get more privileges that way, but the OS keeps you from removing truly locked parts of the FS.

Either boot up a liveUSB image, or you might use Process Explorer to hunt down what process has the directory locked.

Brain: You remember White Zombie right? Remember that riff on Blood Milk Sky?

Me: What the f-why are we thinking about this?

Brain: o/~ YEeeeeeee I want iiiiit ~\o

Me: Dear lord that was decades ago can we get back to cleaning the kitchen?

Brain: Put on AstroCreep or I start reciting Marylin Manson

Me: There's a reason I was drowning you in cheap whiskey.

Brain: WE'RE ALL STARS NOW-

Me: Alrightalrightshutupshutup. *sigh*

Me: "Hey $TechLead! Check this out. See this script? I wrote it for the last experimental patch $Vendor sent us. I think this works for ALL the patching we wanna do. I must've been really on my game when I wrote this."

$TechLead: "Heeeey, not bad!"

Me: "Yeah, I was looking in my temp dir and just discovered this and was all 'Oh look, a love letter I wrote to myself!'"

$Architect: [SPITS COFFEE ACROSS THE ROOM]

Me: After more research I've determined the "Yoooo" in Kabuki and Noh is called Kakegoe and is considered a melodramatic method, often used to mark the entrance of the protagonist. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakegoe , https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY

Me: A modern interpretation of Kakegoe would be the "YEAAAAAHHHHH!" in CSI: Miami

@OldManSteiner:
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*yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-BOONK*

Two coworkers with masters degrees talking smak about someone in another department: "Oh mah god he's got a PhD?! Are you kidding me?"

Me, a GED kid: "You two are both just adorable right now."

I was going to pick the low-hanging fruit on this IgNoble article about a doctor who "really had his head up his ass" but I got distracted by y'alls handles.

"Harder, Better, Faster, Napper" Is especially doing it for me this morning. *applause*

Lactoferment Okra pickles here we go!