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Notices by delores (delores@shitposter.club), page 7

  1. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2017 22:14:15 UTC delores delores
    "where am i?"
    "you're in the low income mcdonalds free healthcare ward"
    "i-i thought i died. i did die. i jumped off that building, i remember it so clearly"
    "you did perish, but as you should know an individual does not have the right to die. we brought you back."
    "you know i can't afford it. that's why i jumped. i didn't want to turn to you."
    "do not worry, you've already repaid us."
    "...what the fuck did you do to my body?"
    "we revived you, remade you. you were fated to die without ever having lived. we have changed that. you could not afford to live, so we have extended to you a loan"
    "what the fuck am i? i can't live like this"
    "you are Ronald. We are Ronald"

    RONALD
    SPRING 2018
    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Apr-2017 22:14:15 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  2. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2017 15:23:32 UTC delores delores
    Belt Sander Can Still Win
    In conversation Monday, 10-Apr-2017 15:23:32 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  3. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2017 04:21:21 UTC delores delores
    okay since mastodon's shitty design is ddos'ing the rest of the fediverse i'm gonna build an ostatus compliant software that posts goatse on dozens of accounts made incorrectly so they lack the ability to be blocked. this software will only look for mastodon servers and will be hosted on the tor network.
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Apr-2017 04:21:21 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  4. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 09:39:18 UTC delores delores
    i was on the "mastodon needs to rejoin the fediverse" side until i started seeing them refederate again

    please defederate and fuck off. cancer. such cancer. the worst of twitter who want to shit up another platform.
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 09:39:18 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  5. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 05:40:48 UTC delores delores
    • fl0wn
    • Kit Redgrave 🦊🏴☠️
    @fl0wn @kitredgrave people always talk about how microsoft is the largest supporter of gnu/linux, and how they "love" gnu/linux. i think they're just co-opting it from the inside. that's what this guy is doing.
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Apr-2017 05:40:48 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  6. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Apr-2017 00:18:28 UTC delores delores
    neutral good: lambda getting everybody on pleroma and heldscalla
    lawful evil: kenji recreating every user on his own instance
    In conversation Friday, 07-Apr-2017 00:18:28 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  7. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 20:09:46 UTC delores delores
    anybody who has any knowledge of how i could have 100+ pages using the same template but have each page using it's own variables for that template, please contact me asap. preferably in hugo but anything else is fine
    In conversation Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 20:09:46 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  8. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 00:57:42 UTC delores delores
    in reply to
    • delores
    @delores Another thing I forgot to mention is that this won't just be a GNUSocial information site, it will be a general privacy on social networking site with a huge focus on GNUSocial. But I will briefly go over the benefits of twitter, gab, etc.
    In conversation Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 00:57:42 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  9. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 00:55:29 UTC delores delores
    I am going to reformat social.guhnoo.org to be a complete resource on GNUSocial at a user-level. The chart will stay, each instance will get a page on the site (including dead ones), and it will feature guides on how to install GNUSocial on your own hardware.

    If anybody is able to pay for a new domain, contact me on Matrix. Otherwise, discuss domain ideas in the replies.
    In conversation Thursday, 06-Apr-2017 00:55:29 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  10. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Apr-2017 09:59:36 UTC delores delores
    • Constance Variable
    @lambadalambda its a corndoggy dog world
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Apr-2017 09:59:36 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  11. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 31-Mar-2017 04:31:46 UTC delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/550691
    In conversation Friday, 31-Mar-2017 04:31:46 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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  12. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-Mar-2017 03:28:52 UTC delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/140683
    In conversation Sunday, 26-Mar-2017 03:28:52 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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  13. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Mar-2017 01:41:06 UTC delores delores
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    shitposter.club but every time @moonman misses a movie night the site gets slower
    In conversation Monday, 20-Mar-2017 01:41:06 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  14. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2017 02:13:09 UTC delores delores
    dear science guys: please make a plant that grows a hard yet recyclable material. many thanks.

    (this is called bamboo)
    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Mar-2017 02:13:09 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  15. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 04-Mar-2017 00:03:29 UTC delores delores
    "i have a pretty decent grasp on this foreign language"
    *hear native speak it*
    "oh jeez"
    In conversation Saturday, 04-Mar-2017 00:03:29 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  16. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Feb-2017 05:49:43 UTC delores delores
    • ᛞᚩᚳᛁᛞᚩᚳᛁ
    @dokidoki  https://shitposter.club/attachment/480165
    In conversation Thursday, 23-Feb-2017 05:49:43 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/file/0d16a064f8258f6aaa1fb9391cb222fda24d26c43356b9fea4e51854dc222286.jpg
  17. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Feb-2017 07:29:52 UTC delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/475154 TRUMP IS TO TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE I LIKE TO THINK HIS SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS CHEETO. WHEN HE IN TRANSPORTATION THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BAG. WHEN HE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BAG. WHEN HE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE I LIKE TO THINK HIS SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS CHEETO. WHEN HE IN TRANSPORTATION THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BAG. WHEN HE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE I LIKE TO THINK HIS SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS CHEETO. WHEN HE IN TRANSPORTATION THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BAG. WHEN HE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE I LIKE TO THINK HIS SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS CHEETO. WHEN HE IN TRANSPORTATION THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BAG. WHEN HE ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE I LIKE TO THINK HIS SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME IS CHEETO. WHEN HE IN TRANSPORTATION THEY WILL SAY CHEETO IS IN THE BOWL. IF HE FALLS CHEETO ON THE FLOOR 5 SECOND RULE 5 SECOND RULE.
    In conversation Monday, 20-Feb-2017 07:29:52 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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  18. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 18-Feb-2017 03:08:24 UTC delores delores
    >you will never be a cute girl https://shitposter.club/attachment/471689
    In conversation Saturday, 18-Feb-2017 03:08:24 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/file/4bde977d9fdc7c1bbfd112d3f62d02794cb878b2600123c19a9ef6d329c64591.jpg
  19. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 18-Feb-2017 02:22:52 UTC delores delores
    • 馬鹿野狐(ばかやこ)✔
    @takeshitakenji Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
    In conversation Saturday, 18-Feb-2017 02:22:52 UTC from shitposter.club permalink
  20. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2017 00:16:08 UTC delores delores
    • Kit Redgrave 🦊🏴☠️
    @kitredgrave  https://shitposter.club/attachment/467887
    In conversation Thursday, 16-Feb-2017 00:16:08 UTC from shitposter.club permalink

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