Notices by delores (delores@shitposter.club)
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delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 00:44:23 UTC delores the virgin bot: a mastodon instances followbot
the chad worldender: a bot on a custom pleroma instance with an indefinite character limit that tags every single account it can find over weeks, and then mentions them in a single post at once with the lyrics to padoru -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Nov-2018 02:35:33 UTC delores why do people want to edit posts now? do you really think your posts are so good, people read them more than once? -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-2018 18:06:11 UTC delores https://shitposter.club/attachment/2505773 -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 20:52:27 UTC delores gargron says he's anti nazi but he called me a fag enabler and said i'd be "hanged on the day of the rope" -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 17:57:00 UTC delores >be gargron
>make software for fun
>realize i can get money off of it
>start advertising it as the new twitter
>it actually becomes the new twitter
>users it attracts all hate me and want to overthrow me for some stupid congress for my own software
>mfw im getting thrown out of my own software for a furry congress full of sex offenders
>earn a fraction of a proper software dev's salary for double the hate
>have to compete with some fucking german guy who sings karoake, gets way more love, and does his software for free -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 17:48:55 UTC delores gargron earns $5000 a month from people he refuses to add long post collapsing for. i wish i got that much money for being a bitch -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 21:51:51 UTC delores pleroma: want a feature? ask us
mastodon: its not my fault other people are breaking the 500 character limit. im not going to implement hiding longer posts because longer posts shouldn't exist. issue closed. -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-2018 01:17:06 UTC delores https://shitposter.club/attachment/254495 -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2018 02:34:17 UTC delores starting my own clothing brand https://shitposter.club/attachment/2131540 -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jul-2018 20:45:53 UTC delores smart locks
you: "alexa, lock the front door"
me, standing out front: "alexa, unlock the front door"
you: "oh fuck" -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 03:05:33 UTC delores there is absolutely no privacy on anything you post over ostatus/activitypub. the protocols are intended to send information to everybody it can. every post will be permanently archived on others servers, and metadata will not be respected by every single server. you cannot control what other servers do, you can only control what you post. -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 02:57:09 UTC delores so much of mastodon being trust based irritates me. always act as if someone is out to get you, because one day it will happen and you will not be prepared.
are you really surprised someone decided to purposely modify the software to break the trust model? all tools that can be abused, will be abused. develop better, dont add cheap trust based solutions. -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Jun-2018 19:21:02 UTC delores most mastodon instance admins just run an instance to have control over a group of people and you can't change my mind -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Jun-2018 00:59:49 UTC delores real augustus got suicided and the british government just finished bruteforcing his spc password. "haha yes i am alright do not worry" -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-May-2018 23:02:29 UTC delores >block all pleroma instances
>get mad when pleroma isn't copying your development style
bih what you waaaant -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 01:12:19 UTC delores with smugloli moving, pleroma is officially software for nazis -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 20:48:22 UTC delores everybody from niu joining soykaf goes to show how nazi adjacent niu is -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 18:07:39 UTC delores how come all the mastodon instances are anti-class and anti-discrimination but if you say anything they disagree with they'll call you a suburban white christian guy. isn't that generalization or -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 21:49:36 UTC delores this facebook shit is gonna quiet down and everybody's gonna reactivate their accounts. people are sheep. -
delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 15-Mar-2018 05:01:12 UTC delores mmm yes i dip the leaf in the water and it taste like leaf a little bit mmm im so sophisticated