Notices by healyn (healyn@mastodon.social)

@burgin @sophia @peptostate oh god, why does sorkin write like this!

every fucking day with this shit

my uber driver told me she's very good at massages and i replied, "ha, that's cool". follow me if you'd like to learn how to be very smooth

every famous french philosopher says inscrutable shit nobody can understand, simply to cover up the fact that they are literally all sex pests

gave up porn for Lent, and in its place, i reply to every Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweet with a pic of the Hot Pocket i just microwaved. My priest tells me this is healthy behavior

a true aesthetician manages to capture multiple urinals in the background

i can only fuck if The West Wing is playing at a moderate volume in the background

Swole Horse

@lynnesbian @jackdaw_ruiz this is brave, Lynne. got my vote

starting to think this all glass diet is "not it"

the people i follow on this site are some of the smartest, most literate people i've ever come across, and their most popular posts are like, "taint smell like a fam"