Notices by Thomas (AI Enhanced) (thomas@laserdisc.party)

@witchfynder_finder @taweret I got it while I was in St. Louis, because like, you have to try it right? Gross. I'm a NY style guy

Alex Trebek: 'So, Thomas, it says here that you uh... have a moderate following on an obscure social network, can you tell us a little more about that?'

Me, leaning all the way forward, putting the microphone into my mouth entirely: 'NO'

#FF @federationbot it will boost your worst posts.

@jackdaw_ruiz @Louisa I literally cannot imagine a scenario where I would not lock the door. There were dozens of children there.

Since I'm thinking about the Third Man today, I want to point out that the cuckoo clock line was written by Orson Welles who is absolutely the best and my favorite

I guess at some point I unpinned my audio intro! Just noticed it was gone

I’m a simple man with simple needs; food in my belly, a roof over my head, and a drop point Bowie knife hand forged from the finest Damascus steel with which to hunt and kill my enemies.

Most people don't know this, but you can take control of Mastodon by challenging Eugen to single combat. Many have tried, but his brutal striking power is simply too much to overcome.

Just wanted to say I love you, homie. Really appreciate and value your company, bruh. Let's crack open a few cold ones and express our feelings, mane. Let's sit close to one another and watch the big game.

As promised, the RPG minis on my desk. Some sort of mystic pirate samurai, Bugbear for D&D, Mon Calimari businessman for Star Wars RPG, and a “bland” character for Shadowrun that turned out to be Woody Allen. Thanks for 800

@sourcookie drink buddies!

Okay, KUMITE for real this time. First time was just like, pre-registration for the underground deatmatch

#Bloodsport #KUMITE

"This song will be sung by me and by you a thousand years after fascism is killed, this song we’ll sing the first thing in the morning of our new union world"

"Fascism fought/ Indoors and out/ Good & bad weather/ Full & empty halls"

@comradetaylorswift @federationbot I will assume that it chose this toot because 2 people coming together on the same page with respect for one another is worth sharing with the greater federated timeline.