Notices by Kai (tasnyx@knzk.me)

love when a cider says that it's gluten-free, i sure hope it is, would be weird if you were just fucking injecting gluten into apples

barefoot may be legal but it stands against god and his many creations

if you have a favorite burger chain and are very insistent about it you're probably a freak and you still think the arbys ads are "really cool"

@Katie @healyn Gurt is Doing Well

@Thomas *husband's phone displays an ashleymadison notification while they're sitting on the couch together*
wife: what's that
husband: uhh, its a mobile game

she made 2 pretty okay albums and now she has like a robot fursona and she's horny for billionaires she sucks ass

alright this bit is on it's last leg, much respect to all the Queens for tolerating this bit and letting me #respectwomen

@citrustwee simply modify your Chunnel into a Hunnel

sportsball jokes are out, comparing the baseball players to living idols of human torment and suffering is where it's at.