Notices by spookiest witch (spookywitch@witches.live)

@wintgenstein I dunno, dude. If it's not zoomers, it's mountain mutants trying to involve me in their batshit squabbling. I just want to be left alone. but fo real some bitches cut my fence last year to go sledding on the mountain side, and I gotta tell you, that shit wasn't cool.

@mal BABAGONOSH! OHHHH! I MAKE THE PIZZA!

@anna Benghazi?! For shame, Anna.. I'm praying for your immortal soul. I'll do ten woke scolds of bigots to help you atone for the transgressive thoughts that led you to blaspheme against our true President, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

@AwkwardPsyche I just don't find that acceptable because it leads to a serious case of disjointed storytelling, and we are to be playing a role, are we not? With a world as narratively FUBDAR'd as Azeroth, what is the point if they're just not capable of weaving a competent story across the game world?

@wintgenstein you've made a violation, wintgenstein...

@interneteh I certainly understood being responsible and perusing common sense. Heck, I understood what Smokey the Bear said in those old TV ads about being the only one that can prevent forest fires when I was even younger. It's a very hot take to suggest that 16 year olds are incapable of understanding how their actions have consequences, and tbh I don't support it. I've managed to navigate the world into my now third decade of being alive without being a massive fucking dumbass about shit like starting fires or not driving while under the influence of anything impairing.

@mal @ida @ben @anna yeah same. I was fucked the moment I became obsessed with FFXI.

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