Notices by why (why@shitposter.club), page 3
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 06-May-2017 22:31:38 UTC  why whyOut of all my addictions the food one is the worst 
 Every day i go without eating, my stomach growls constantly and i get all tired
 Gonna quit cold turkey one of these days
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2017 22:12:23 UTC  why whyfirst congressional council of the moderation of the people's federation of mastodon 
 gargon of mastodon is first to speak: "hi, tha-"
 representative from shitposter.club: "we have more important things to talk about than this. let's get down to business, are traps gay?"
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2017 00:32:42 UTC  why whyDrink more water 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2017 21:27:40 UTC  why whytime spent programming: 5 minutes 
 time spent debugging: 10 minutes
 time spent tweaking verbose output to make it look pretty: 4 hours
 time spent shitposting: don't ask
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 16-Apr-2017 02:44:06 UTC  why whyI LOVE MY STATION CHIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBI 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 10-Apr-2017 17:43:13 UTC  why why@rw WERE GETTING CLOSE 
 ONLY ONE OR TWO MORE ROTATIONS IN THE 5TH DIMENSION WILL UNCOVER THE SECRET HIDING ALL OF THIS. THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE, WE JUST NEED TO CONNECT THE DOTS https://shitposter.club/attachment/578047
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2017 15:28:23 UTC  why whyon all levels except physical, i am a metal slime 
 *runs away*
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 03-Apr-2017 20:31:31 UTC  why why@hckr my main problem with mastodon is that they block instances and users, without letting their people know that they block instances and users. so everyone who comes onto MTD doesn't see what the rest of the fediverse is, because nobody tells them. and since people like you or i can't tell them otherwise (which we should, due to how federation works), they won't move to a more suitable instance. this is fine on a small scale, but successful shilling has provided a gigantic spike in MTD's userbase, adding more people to the walled garden 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 23-Mar-2017 17:26:27 UTC  why whywho the fuck made a sorting algorithm with worst case O(n^2) and said, "YEAH, LET'S CALL THIS ONE THE QUICK SORT" 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Mar-2017 13:32:36 UTC  why why>who will build the roads 
 >roads
 >people travel on roads
 >travelling on foot can also be treading
 >don't tread on me
 pottery
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 20-Mar-2017 00:07:15 UTC  why whymonetize money 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2017 20:42:06 UTC  why why>you will never crank out your own midis https://shitposter.club/attachment/520233 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-Feb-2017 18:21:57 UTC  why why"hey guys, we're bringing back a low-tech cell phone because people want low-tech things!" 
 >make it slimmer for no good reason
 >make the screen fucking huge, color, and high resolution
 >make it indistinguishable from other non-smart phones made post 2012
 it's literally nothing
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 02:25:20 UTC  why whyvoid is such a great distro, there's nothing i dislike about it 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Feb-2017 00:32:47 UTC  why why@rwdigest @rw as much as i like online, social worlds, it's just a fancy interface for regular communication. gnu social, imageboards, (((discord))), and whatever else you want to think of, is just IRC with more or less features. and IRC is just an email list but more real-time. 
 i've played so many damn video games that i've started to "see the code", and i don't think i'm alone in this. it's easy to recognize systems and variables and how things work, and it keeps me from seeing what the devs want me to see. it loses the magic, and illusion, and it's hard to see as more than the sum of its parts. so i think if we replace life with a shitty video game, the illusion of life will be impossible to keep up.
 furthermore, what's the fucking purpose? this would be neat for social interaction, but the buck stops there. any form of science, maths, engineering, any of the shit that actually matters, is based intimately on the natural laws of the universe, and not the made-up laws of a man-made video game.
 my last point: there's a separation between anonymous and nominal(?) interaction, and for good reason. committing to the matrix initially maximizes the first, but it morphs into the second. i have a real life and an internet life, and i love each one, but i would NEVER bring them together. say what you will about the show, but Serial Experiments Lain brought up a good example of what it be like if the two merged. like Lain, im an asshole online but pretty quiet and friendly irl. i understand the difference, and i would rather die than have them reversed.
 so sorry, i'll pass on joining the matrix. i may use the internet 24/7, but i still keep it 2 feet away from my face
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2017 05:07:31 UTC  why whyif an Object isn't Fuckable that just means its getFucked() method hasn't been implemented yet 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 10-Feb-2017 14:06:09 UTC  why whyGod i hate mondays https://shitposter.club/attachment/443383 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2017 04:21:05 UTC  why whysoon: awoo blacklists mastodon, deemed "too offensive" 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 17:14:21 UTC  why why#wahoo 
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            why (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jan-2017 19:56:52 UTC  why why>not purging your following list weekly 
 >not making your personal TL actually personal
 if you want a TL with everyone on gnu social you have the whole known network
 
      
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