Notices by ♡ rye ♡ (rye@niu.moe)

xbox? what happened to the abox and the bbox and the cbox and the dbox and the ebox and the fbox and the gbox and the hbox and the ibox and the jbox and the kbox and the lbox and the mbox and the nbox and the obox and the pbox and the qbox and the rbox and the sbox and the tbox and the ubox and the vbox and the wbox

Always lie on the internet. strangers don't deserve the truth

⚠️PRESIDENTIAL ALERT⚠️

woof woof wats for lunch lol

DID YOU KNOW?

You can actually convert ice to water. if you’re out of water and you only have ice, you can actually use the ice to create water. Just put the ice in a cup and leave it out and you will have water.

@sathariel @Azurolu @woah geodude lookin ass

toilet paper rolls are just tree burritos. no i’m not proud of this post

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me & marshal

the m in mike cole stands for mama mia that’s a spicy meatball

more flower

@DetectiveHyde boy u talk about mating so much you sound like a fuckin animal planet show

donuts have holes so if you accidentally swallow one whole you can still breathe through them

life hack: mix bleach and ammonia to make your own vape juice!

new pleroma logo

starting an asmr channel lmk if u have any requests. right now the plan is "asmr machine gun fire" followed by "asmr train horn" then "asmr complete silence"

those fucking yellow denim clad pills haunt me everywhere i go. please help

*gets a negative response on a hot take* hoho....hohohoho..... actually, twas you who is the fool.... for i was JOKING all along!!!! tch..... pathetíc idiots........ i am untouchable, the god of the internet, the

wouldn't it be a really funny april pools prank if everyone sent me their social security numbers? haha

as an april fools joke facebook has sold your personal information

the government isn't real