Notices by Xerz 💗 [UNMOVED] (espectalll@mstdn.io), page 11

@lanodan @Siphonay CE stands for "Embedded Compact", which means it's tiny, aka <1.

@robots @catdad @Siphonay you may also consider it to be 2000.1 or 2001, as it is largely a refurbished Windows 2000

regardless it always wins

@Siphonay what if ME is actually Windows 1000? :thinking_very_hard:

@kurisu calm down my innocent child, it's all right :blobpatpat:

@kurisu why are you poor just make it a startup u dummy

@kurisu @mike Shouldn't they, though? Like, not even the Speed Class Rating?

@mike why would you post this, do you know the FBI is reading all of your toots???

@kurisu @mike (but yes, Mike Cole is nice Cole)

@kurisu @mike then in the future we'll love Mike *and* he'll be a girl :thinking_happy:

@mike > tfw 👀

@ilovecomputers good morning and good nite~ :blobheartcat:

@besserwisser quickly searching up "clojure job offers" on DuckDuckGo gives me many web dev offers around Madrid lol

probably none of them actually use Clojure...?

@FrozenDroid tbh it was fairly easy to hate up to Java 7 or so because of how verbose and hard the language can be overall, while still eating up resources and being barely worth it in desktops.

InvokeDynamic in Java 7, improvements in Java 8+, Hotspot performance records, the ridiculous optimization of ART, etc. should have made it clear that it's no longer the case, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :shrug_akko:

@mike mike cole is a gay birb

good nite world wide web people :blobcatmelt: 💤

@besserwisser same lol

@besserwisser tbh you can do fine on pretty much every language (but PHP and alike)

but I've heard that Clojure programmers are some of the best paid out there

@besserwisser zero/nein joke

@besserwisser this is a globalized world, learn to read jokes